I dont think i can keep that up anymore
if your boyfriend pauses call of duty to text you back, dump him because he plays shitty games
Being an adult sucks… i just wanna be a cat all day.
did you know that scientists did a recent study showing that if you take a blue whale a lay it out onto a basketball court, the game is immediately cancelled
FACT: Ladies that enjoy biting and digging their nails into backs have an automatic invite to my bed